Half the Man I Used to Be

Note: Product list under constant construction and evaluation. Only includes original inventions or imported rarities.

Catalog as of 15 January, 20090

Basic Blaze Box........................ 1 Galleon

A basic selection of Weasleys' Wild-Fire Whiz-Bangs.

Canary Creams........................ 1 Sickle, 20 Knuts

With the appearance and taste of ordinary custard creams, each treat will transfigure the eater into a huge canary. User returns to normal self after molting.
Charm Duration: short-term.

Decoy Detonators........................ 1 Galleon 6 Sickles, 23 Knuts

Need a decoy? Try W.W.W. Decoy Detonators. Shaped like a horn, they are easily camouflaged in your potions supplies. Just drop it on the classroom floor, watch it scurry and BOOM!

Deflagration Deluxe........................ 3 Galleons

A deluxe selection of Weasleys' Wild-Fire Whiz-Bangs.

Edible Death Marks........................ 6 Sickles, 23 Knuts

Whoever licks them is sick! Literally.
Note: Originally part of W.W.W.'s campaign against He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and his followers. Support the Order. Support Harry.

Extendable Ears........................ 4 Galleons

Going on a spy mission? Just attach one end of this flesh-coloured device to the listener's ear and place the other near what the listener wants to overhear.
Note: Extendable Ears will not penetrate any solid object with an Imperturbable Charm on it.

Fainting Fancy........................ 1 Sickle, 20 Knuts

One of many sweets found in W.W.W. Skiving Snackbox. Consumption causes fainting. Also available for separate purchase, Fainting Fancy with Antidote. Keep your friends, siblings, parents and teachers unconscious whether you're sneaking cookies or sneaking out.
Charm Duration: 10 minutes for Simple Fainting Fancy.
Note: Fainting Fancy also included within W.W.W. Skiving Snackbox. Pick yours up today and enjoy a number of gruesomely tasty sicknesses to excuse you from any and all responsibility.

Fever Fudge........................ 1 Sickle, 20 Knuts

One of many sweets found in W.W.W. Skiving Snackbox. Each end of the sweet is colour-coded; consume one and the eater will develop a high fever. Excuse yourself from class and then consume the other. Enjoy your day off.
Warning: Prolonged fever may result in unforeseen consequences. Use at own discretion.
Note: Fever Fudge also included within W.W.W. Skiving Snackbox. Pick yours up today and enjoy a number of gruesomely tasty sicknesses to excuse you from any and all responsibility.

Goiter Gummies........................ 1 Sickle, 20 Knuts

One of many sweets found in W.W.W. Skiving Snackbox. Each end of the sweet is colour-coded; consume one and the eater will develop a goiter. Excuse yourself from class and then consume the other. Enjoy your day off.
Warning: Prolonged exposure may result in double chin. Use at own discretion.
Note: Goiter Gummies also included within W.W.W. Skiving Snackbox. Pick yours up today and enjoy a number of gruesomely tasty sicknesses to excuse you from any and all responsibility.

NEW
Hogwarts Quick Qualities........................ 10 Galleons

Do you ever wonder why the Sorting Hat sorted you into Gryffindor? Or Ravenclaw? Hufflepuff or Slytherin? Do you ever question your own qualities like bravery, loyalty or intelligence? Ever wanted to have more ambition without making the switch to Slytherin? Well, here's your chance. W.W.W.'s Hogwarts Quick Qualities! Each box contains four crests, one for each Hogwarts House, complete with sticking charm. Just slap the chosen crest over the front of your robes and feel your quality as a person increase. Patches increase qualities according to house ideals:

* Gryffindor: courage, nerve, chivalry
* Hufflepuff: hard work, loyalty, tolerance, fair play
* Ravenclaw: intelligence, creativity, wit, and wisdom
* Slytherin: ambition, cunning, resourcefulness, pure blood heritage
Warning: It is strongly advised that only ONE crest be worn at any given time.
Charm Duration: Increased sense of quality only lasts while crest is worn.

Headless Hats........................ 2 Galleons

Want to scare your little sister? Just place a Headless Hat on your head and watch it disappear.

Love Potions........................ 5 Galleons

What else is there to say? Now comes in five exotic flavors:

* Flirty Fruit
* Coconut Cocktail Crazy
* Lemony Lust
* Pumpkin Juice Praise &
* Apple Adoration
Warning: THEY REALLY DO WORK!
Note: Product only sold to those sixteen years of age and older. Must provide identification.

Nosebleed Nougat........................ 1 Sickle, 20 Knuts

Now purchase Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes most popular candy singularly! One of many sweets found in W.W.W. Skiving Snackbox. Each end of the sweet is colour-coded; consume one and the eater will develop a serious nosebleed. Excuse yourself from class and then consume the other to staunch bleeding. Enjoy your day off.
Warning: Prolonged use may result in unforeseen consequences and extensive blood loss. Use at own discretion.
Note: Nosebleed Nougat also included within W.W.W. Skiving Snackbox. Pick yours up today and enjoy a number of gruesomely tasty sicknesses to excuse you from any and all responsibility.

Patented Daydream Charm........................ 1 Galleon, 3 Sickles, 11 Knuts

Instructions on casting an incantation on yourself to enter a realistic thirty-minute daydream. Even in class!
Charm Duration: one half hour
Warning: Minor side-effects include vacant expression and drooling.
Note: Product only sold to those sixteen years of age and older. Must provide identification.

Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder........................ 20 Galleons

When sprinkled into the air, this exotic powder creates an area of impenetrable darkness. The powder is resistant to light charms such as incendio and lumos. Comes in a 142.5 ml jar.
Charm Duration: until powder disperses.

Portable Swamp........................ 15 Galleons

Need revenge? Deploy this swamp in your target's living space. Create a swamp that's both difficult to wade and nearly impossible to eradicate. Portable Swamps are responsible for the historical Hogwarts Detention Escape of 1996 during the School's terror reign under DUH-Loras Umbridge. Long live Dumbledore.
Warning: May breed obscenely large mosquitoes.

Puking Pastilles........................ 1 Sickle, 20 Knuts

One of many sweets found in W.W.W. Skiving Snackbox. Each end of the sweet is colour-coded; consume one and the eater will begin vomiting. Excuse yourself from class and then consume the other to staunch bleeding. Enjoy your day off.
Warning: Prolonged use may result in unforeseen consequences. Use at own discretion.
Note: Puking Pastilles also included within W.W.W. Skiving Snackbox. Pick yours up today and enjoy a number of gruesomely tasty sicknesses to excuse you from any and all responsibility.

Punching Telescopes........................ 3 Galleons

New at practical jokes? Try one of W.W.W.'s beginner pranks. Just hand these off to your siblings and friends at the next Quidditch match: one squeeze is all it takes. Guaranteed to leave a bruise or your money back

Pygmy Puffs........................ 5 Galleons

This miniature Puffskein comes in various shades of pink and purple. The perfect first-year companion for those who cannot afford an owl but still prefer beasts to reptiles or rodents.
Note: Must be fed daily. Cages sold separately.

Quills........................ 10 Sickles, 5 Knuts

Comes in Self-Inking, Smart-Answer & Spell-Checking variety packs.

Reusable Hangman........................ 3 Galleons, 10 Sickles, 5 Knuts

Spell It Or He'll Swing!
Warning: Contains small wooden parts and violence. Toy not suitable for baby witches or wizards.

Shield Cloaks........................ 32 Galleons

Be just like the Ministry of Magic and hide behind a joke-shop's curious invention while under the line of fire! Garment automatically casts a Shield Charm on the wearer, causing minor to moderate curses and jinxes to be reflected back at the caster. Now also in, Shield Gloves! Or try our original, the Shield Hat.
Note: Made to Order in preferred colour and size. Just ask our sales representative.

Shield Gloves........................ 14 Galleons

Be just like the Ministry of Magic and hide behind a joke-shop's curious invention while under the line of fire! Garment automatically casts a Shield Charm on the wearer, causing minor to moderate curses and jinxes to be reflected back at the caster. Now also in, Shield Cloaks! Or try our original, the Shield Hat.
Note: Made to Order in preferred colour and size. Just ask our sales representative.

Shield Hats........................ 10 Galleons

Be just like the Ministry of Magic and hide behind a joke-shop's curious invention while under the line of fire! Garment automatically casts a Shield Charm on the wearer, causing minor to moderate curses and jinxes to be reflected back at the caster. Now also in, Shield Cloaks and Shield Gloves!
Note: Made to Order in preferred colour and size. Just ask our sales representative.

Skiving Snackbox........................ 2 Galleons, 10 Sickles, 5 Knuts

A range of sweets to make the eater ill and well again whenever it suits your fancy. Box contains 32 varied pieces: Fainting Fancy, Fever Fudge, Goiter Gummies, Nosebleed Nougat & Puking Pastilles.
Warning: Prolonged use may result in unforeseen consequences. Use at own discretion.

NEW
Sugar High Sugar Low........................ 1 Galleon, 3 Sickles, 11 Knuts

Is that one lump or two? Try our new sugar cubes. Each bag contains both white and brown sugar for your (or someone else's) afternoon tea. White sugar to keep you going through those long nights the week before your NEWTs, brown sugar to knock out your House Professor during unexpected house parties.
Charm Duration: each cube good up to 4 hours

Trick Wands........................ 1 Galleon, 10 Sickles, 5 Knuts

Another easy W.W.W. gag for all you beginners. Although they look like ordinary wands, Merlin knows they could be anything: a tin parrot, a rubber haddock, your Charms' Professor... Or the wand just might beat the unwary user about the head and neck with W.W.W.'s most advanced variety!
Charm Duration: Must dispell wand or break in two to cease the attack.
Note: Intended to be subtly swapped for real wand. Price depends on difficulty of charm.

Ton-Tongue Toffees........................ 1 Sickle, 20 Knuts

Imbued with an Engorgement Charm, these sweets make the consumer's tongue swell up to ten times its normal size!
Charm Duration: 1 hour

U-No-Poo........................ 1 Galleon

Why are you worrying about You-Know Who?
You should be worrying about U-No-Poo -- the Constipation Sensation that's gripping the nation!
Note: Originally part of W.W.W.'s campaign against He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and his followers. Support the Order. Support Harry.

Wildfire Whiz-Bangs........................ NA

These lively explosives create various visual effects, carrying special enchantments that result in variations if two Whiz-Bangs collide with one another or if various spells are deployed to try to get rid of them (See newest prints of Hogwarts, A History for information regarding the ideal usage of W.W.W. Whiz-Bangs). Stunning the firework results in a violent explosion, for instance, while a Vanishing Spell multiplies the target firework by 10. Available kits include assortments of the following:

* Dragons & bats.
* Shockingly pink Catherine wheels.
* Silver-tailed rockets.
* Swearword Sparklers.
* Winged Piglets
Charm Duration: 3 hours
Note: Available for purchase as a Basic Blaze Box for 1 Galleon or a Deflagration Deluxe for 3 Galleons.

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